Well done… now kiss a little….
andtheheartofthesun asked: When did you become such a classy sir, sir? ;)
I am asked this question often and today I shall lay the rumors to rest. I was born wearing a three piece suit and sipping a tumbler of scotch. Therefor the legends are true, I have been a classy motherfucker since birth.
jabberjack asked: That anon should probably switch underpants, especially if they're wearing Fruit of the Loom. those panties chafe somethin' fierce. Haynes all the way.
Negative. I prefer going commando.
Doctor X will build a creature.
Anonymous asked: That's completely sexist, in case you 'didn't know.'
I’m going to break this down:
1: This is not a question.
2: This blog is meant to be comedic. There is just about nothing on here which should be taken seriously.
3: I’m a gay man, I think women are fabulous.
jabberjack asked: Nacho time?
Anytime is nacho time.
Lol if anyone is even up right now.
Guess why we don’t have two brains.