There, fixed.

andtheheartofthesun asked: When did you become such a classy sir, sir? ;)

I am asked this question often and today I shall lay the rumors to rest. I was born wearing a three piece suit and sipping a tumbler of scotch. Therefor the legends are true, I have been a classy motherfucker since birth.

jabberjack asked: That anon should probably switch underpants, especially if they're wearing Fruit of the Loom. those panties chafe somethin' fierce. Haynes all the way.

Negative. I prefer going commando.

Anonymous asked: That's completely sexist, in case you 'didn't know.'

I’m going to break this down:

1: This is not a question.

2: This blog is meant to be comedic. There is just about nothing on here which should be taken seriously.

3: I’m a gay man, I think women are fabulous.

jabberjack asked: Nacho time?

Anytime is nacho time.

Reblog if you’ll answer anything in your ask right now.

jabberjack:

android-pigstina:

anything…

Lol if anyone is even up right now.

boop

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